LOOK AT MY BOOK! I HAVE A BOOK! BOOK!

GAAAAAAAAAAH!

After a massive amount of blood, sweat and tears (mostly tears), the book-ified version of this blog is now available to buy and keep and love forever. If you click on the little link below, it will take you to the place where you can begin the emotional journey that is book ownership.

http://au.blurb.com/bookstore/detail/3560026

Thanks heaps to everyone who has been reading this thing. I hope you're all still laughing.

Much love,
Lauren

What happens when I try to work on my novel

Wake up in the morning with determination and good intentions.

Open Microsoft Word.

Take a well deserved coffee break to celebrate my opening of Microsoft Word.

Come back to the computer. Write twenty words.

Have a three hour long lunch/Buffy break to celebrate my genius.

Return to the computer. Reread my twenty words. Think they’re shite.

Do a blog instead.