Sunday, April 7, 2013

How to: Find and apply for a job

Make sure you’re looking in the right places for jobs that suit your skills and interests.

When applying for a job, write your cover letter in blood to prove how serious you are.

If you lack the necessary qualifications, try to talk up your chutzpah and willingness to learn.

Modern day employers will do some research on you before making contact, so ensure you have a professional, dignified Facebook photo that paints you as a trustworthy and reliable person.

…and make sure your personal information is set to private.

Now just sit back and wait for them to call!

1 comment:

Julia said...

Lol, this a great job application :D