Sunday, April 7, 2013

How to: Find and apply for a job

Make sure you’re looking in the right places for jobs that suit your skills and interests.
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When applying for a job, write your cover letter in blood to prove how serious you are.
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If you lack the necessary qualifications, try to talk up your chutzpah and willingness to learn.
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Modern day employers will do some research on you before making contact, so ensure you have a professional, dignified Facebook photo that paints you as a trustworthy and reliable person.
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…and make sure your personal information is set to private.
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Now just sit back and wait for them to call!
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1 comment:

Julia said...

Lol, this a great job application :D