FRANCE
Frog’s legs taste like fishy chicken. Or chickeny fish. It depends on your perspective. But look how excited I was! (Don’t ask about snails. I couldn’t bring myself to try the snails)
I also got extremely sunburnt here. Yeah. And I live in Australia where the sun is about a metre from your face. I hope this helps you all understand why I don't go outside.GREECE
MYTH ABOUT GREECE: It’s all about dancing and plate smashing and sOOper happy fun good times.
TRUTH ABOUT GREECE: People on the roads are crazy. You can’t flush toilet paper down the toilet and instead have to put it in the bin because their plumbing is crazy. You shake your head for ‘yes’ and nod your head for ‘no’ because that’s crazy. You can’t drink the water (I’m assuming this is how you catch the crazy).*
(artist's interpretation of toilet paper being thrown into the bin. No photo for obvious reasons)CZECH REPUBLIC
Ever been to a restaurant where everyone cancelled their reservation for that evening except for you and your friend? Because I bloody well have.
Then the three piece band awkwardly plays for you anyway?
And the girl who was supposed to sing with them puts her comfy clothes back on before she comes out to sing for the two of you? 
And the guy who works there keeps bringing you drinks? And you get to a point where you can’t drink anymore, so you leave a bit of beer in the bottom of your glass, but he takes it away and brings you another one anyway? 
Then you get so drunk that the awkwardness becomes hilarious and you start having the time of your life? 
(the old guy on the left checked out my friend’s ass when she came back from the toilet. Ah, precious memories.)*Dear Greek people: I understand that you, personally, as individuals, are not crazy. You are victims of circumstance. Apart from the bad driving. That's all you.
1 comment:
Who wouldn't want a three-piece band to play for them while you eat? That cello stick is awfully close to you
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