Why: Because I freakin love Mr Potato Head.
You shouldn't be allowed to have a credit card: Thanks. I know. I spent 20 minutes trying to decide between the Elvis one and the Gene Simmons one (which was AH-MAY-ZING) but I've never really been a Kiss fan, so he's now on my list of future stOOpid internet purchases.
I love the little potato-y bastard because he's capable of so much more than just this
he can also take part in Movember
go on a bender
spend a raunchy evening with Mrs Potato Head
deal with the consequences of spending a raunchy evening with Mrs Potato Head
catch up on some reading
pretend to be interested when Hipster-Tickle-Me-Elmo starts banging on about his record collection
and use wrestling moves to defeat other popular childhood toys for the title of Supreme Ruler