23 similarities between children and the elderly

1. They tell you exactly what they think
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2. You don’t want to be stuck at the cinema with them because they'll talk through the whole thing



3. They need a daily routine



4. You can’t talk to them when their shows are on



5. They think you don’t know anything about anything



6. They fall over a lot



7. They don’t have to go to work



8. They get grumpy when they’re tired



9. You don’t like their music, and they sure as hell aren’t going to tolerate yours



10. They don’t remember what you said to them five minutes ago



11. They go to bed early and wake up before the rest of civilised society



12. They can’t walk long distances and you will end up pushing them around in some kind of wheeled device



13. You have to explain new technology to them



14. They like caravans



15. They need to pee every two seconds



16. You have to remind them to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’



17. They need help getting out of the bath



18. They may not have any teeth



19. They may not have any hair



20. They need help crossing the street



21. They are really good at getting you to do things for them



22. You can’t hide your embarrassment when they loudly point out someone who is overweight/missing a limb/of a different ethnicity to them



23. They are dangerous behind the wheel of a car